{"id":634,"date":"2008-04-13T11:12:41","date_gmt":"2008-04-13T15:12:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedisciplinedinvestor.com\/blog\/?p=634"},"modified":"2016-09-20T03:20:46","modified_gmt":"2016-09-20T07:20:46","slug":"marketmash-lipstick-on-a-pig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedisciplinedinvestor.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/13\/marketmash-lipstick-on-a-pig\/","title":{"rendered":"MarketMash &#8211; Gotta Love the Pig with Lipstick!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a turn around, or at least a slight change of direction, Jim Cramer recommends a sell of Capital One Financial (COF) a day after he says it has not been too bad of a stock. Errrrr, I think that is what he is saying at least.<\/p>\n<p>April 7: <a title=\"Cramer Likes COF\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thestreet.com\/p\/_yahoo\/rmoney\/jimcramerblog\/10411000.html?cm_ven=YAHOO&amp;cm_cat=PREMIUM&amp;cm_ite=003190\" target=\"_blank\"><span class=\"MainHeadline\">Short COF? No Way<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>April 11: <a title=\"Cramer Hates Capital One\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/id\/24068523\" target=\"_blank\">Sell Capital One<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"MainHeadline\">Bill Cara gives my book a <a title=\"Bill Cara\" href=\"http:\/\/www.billcara.com\/archives\/2008\/04\/caras_commentary_community_cha_175.html#more\" target=\"_blank\">nice mention and the thumbs up<\/a> to his readers. Bill is a great blogger and has an amazingly active community. His insight is marvelous and has a eloquent writing style.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>TraderFeed has another <a title=\"Coach Brett Steenbarger\" href=\"http:\/\/traderfeed.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/effective-technique-for-preventing.html\" target=\"_blank\">excellent article<\/a> dealing with emotions and trading. Specifically how to get them under control. Tiger Woods has <!--more-->his coaches that help him with his game, fortunately, we have Brett Steenbarger.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Before the market opens, I seat myself comfortably and breathe deeply, slowly, and rhythmically, focusing my attention on relaxing music playing through headphones. Once I&#8217;m calm and focused, I walk myself through the anticipated trade, imagining in detail how the market trades near the bottom of its range and bounces higher, how I wait for the first pullback from that bounce, and then how I enter with my long position to capitalize on the return to the average trading price within that range. It&#8217;s as if I&#8217;m watching a movie, visualizing vividly myself executing the trade idea.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright alignnone size-medium wp-image-635\" style=\"float: right; margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px;\" title=\"dogshit\" src=\"https:\/\/thedisciplinedinvestor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/dogshit-1.jpg\" alt=\"Chocolate Covered Poop\" width=\"158\" height=\"158\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have been asked to write for <a title=\"Capital One on AOL Blogging Stocks\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bloggingstocks.com\/2008\/04\/10\/capital-one-financial\/\" target=\"_blank\">AOL&#8217;s BloggingStocks<\/a>. My first Article? A nice juicy slam of Capital One FInancial (COF) &#8211; I know, I know&#8230; but the 8-K was too tempting not to rip apart.<\/p>\n<p>I was speaking to clients this week about the WAMU (WM) capital raise and the Lehman Brothers (LEH) preferred  stock financing and was trying my best to come up with a colorful analogy to describe what is going on. The two that came to mind were &#8220;Lipstick on a Pig&#8221; and &#8220;Chocolate Covered Dogshit.&#8221; Both seem fitting for these two PR stunts.<\/p>\n<p>With that in mind, WSJ&#8217;s Dave Gaffen writes about Goldman&#8217;s (GS) strategy to <a title=\"Short WM Buy Bonds\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.wsj.com\/marketbeat\/2008\/04\/11\/goldman-sell-wamu-stock-buy-the-bonds\/?mod=WSJBlog\" target=\"_blank\">SHORT WM<\/a>, while buying the bonds. Herb Greenberg takes a crack at it with <a title=\"Greenberg on Lehman\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.marketwatch.com\/greenberg\/2008\/04\/lehman-deal-creative-financing-rides-again\/?mod=MWBlog\/trackback\/\" target=\"_blank\">a good piece on Lehman Brothers<\/a> and the creative financing that is going on.<\/p>\n<p>Want more poop? Citibank (C) <a title=\"Citi dropping EMI deal\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/apps\/news?pid=20601087&amp;sid=aqjoS.gLRqNQ&amp;refer=home\" target=\"_blank\">announced<\/a> that they have decided not to sell about $5 billion of loans related to the EMI transaction in which private equity firm Terra Firma Capital Partners Ltd.&#8217;s purchase last year. Notice the word that was used in the press release&#8230; DECIDED. Laughable, more like: ARE UNABLE TO.<\/p>\n<p>From the GE OOPS DAILY, <a title=\"GE Surprises itself\" href=\"http:\/\/bigpicture.typepad.com\/comments\/2008\/04\/gee-no-ge.html\" target=\"_blank\">Barry Ritholtz writes<\/a> about the General Electric (GE) debacle and how CNBC commentator Joe Kernen was throwing softballs to CEO Jeff Immelt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a turn around, or at least a slight change of direction, Jim Cramer recommends a sell of Capital One Financial (COF) a day after he says it has not been too bad of a stock. Errrrr, I think that is what he is saying at least. April 7: Short COF? 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