{"id":24059,"date":"2013-06-04T12:40:16","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T16:40:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thedisciplinedinvestor.com\/blog\/?p=24059"},"modified":"2016-09-20T14:06:19","modified_gmt":"2016-09-20T18:06:19","slug":"gs-elevator-talk-funnnny-and-how-to-follow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedisciplinedinvestor.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/04\/gs-elevator-talk-funnnny-and-how-to-follow\/","title":{"rendered":"GS Elevator Talk – FUNNNNY (and how to follow)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Too funny! If you are not following on Twitter, I would suggest that you add ASAP. There are some funny tweets that they produce.<\/p>\n

From a recent tweet\/post:<\/p>\n

Congratulations, you made it. You are a 2013 Goldman Sachs Summer Analyst. You might feel like you just crossed the finish line. But the race hasn\u2018t even started yet.<\/p>\n

Most banks hire the majority of their 1st year Analysts from the intern pool. They\u2018ve proven themselves. They\u2018re likely to accept the offer. And it saves HR a shitload of time and money.<\/p>\n

Don\u2018t worry if you don\u2018t make the cut. You `ve been vetted and hired by Goldman fucking Sachs. Even if this is your last dance here, there are plenty of Vineyard Vines wearing, New Canaan commuting, Morgan Stanley name-dropping `rainmakers\u2018 waiting to pick you up and dust you off. Not making the cut at Goldman is like being traded by the Yankees. You\u2018ll still probably make millions, but it\u2018s just not the same.<\/p>\n

So here are 20 tips to help you with your journey:<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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  1. \n

    If your boss smokes, smoke.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  2. \n

    If your boss is Indian or Pakistani, learn the rules of cricket. He probably also smokes, so see #1. But be careful, if he doesn\u2018t, he\u2018s a vegetarian yogi<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  3. \n

    Don\u2018t wear Hermes ties, ever. You have to earn it<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Check out the full list HERE<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

    Click to follow in Twitter<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

    \"gse\"<\/a><\/p>\n

     <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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